LITTLE JOHNNY


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Darrell Dillon

BEST LITTLE JOHNNY JOKE EVER!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Little Johnny meets Nancy Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi was visiting a primary school in Tampa and visited a grade four class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked Mrs. Pelosi if she would like to lead the discussion on the word ‘tragedy.’ So our illustrious Democrat asked the class for an example of a ‘tragedy’.

One little boy stood up and offered: “If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy.”

“No,” said Pelosi , “that would be an accident.”

A little girl raised her hand: “If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy.”

“I’m afraid not,” explained Pelosi .

“That’s what we would call great loss.”

The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Pelosi searched the room.

“Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?”

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath.

In a quiet voice he said: “If the plane carrying you was struck by a ‘friendly fire’ missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.”

“Fantastic!” exclaimed Pelosi , “That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?”

“Well,” says Johnny, “It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn’t be a great loss … and you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn’t be an accident either!”

The teacher left the room

8 thoughts on “LITTLE JOHNNY”

    1. While this was just a joke ……….you can certainly hear some child repeating what they heard their parent’s say. Or you get their own interpreted version. And often how they say it is spot on! The shoe fits in this though …………perfectly!

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      1. EVERY REASON WHY HOMESCHOOLING IS ON THE UPSWING. PARENTS SHOULD DO EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO TAKE THEIR CHILDREN OUT OF THESE RAT TRAPS AND DEATH MANIPULATORS.

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