Trump Says To Drink Lots Of Water, Media Reports He Told Everyone To Drown Themselves — The Babylon Bee


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WASHINGTON, D.C.—At his press conference last night, President Trump told everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water.

“Water’s tremendous, very powerful stuff,” he said. “You won’t believe the things they can do with water. Water balloons. Water slides. Water beds. It’s amazing. You can freeze it and make ice, I’m told. Ice is great for lots of things. Ice cream. Ice cubes. Igloos.”

“Anyway, drink water.”

Horrified journalists scrambled to warn Americans not to drown themselves in their pools and bathtubs.

“Trump says water is good — but this is very misleading,” said Rachel Maddow. “Did you know that water kills many people every year? These dangerous, unhinged remarks from the president could cause many to drown themselves. Plus, do you know what’s hidden in water? Sharks. This president wants you to die from a shark attack!”

Representatives for various bottled water companies quickly released a statement distancing themselves…

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One thought on “Trump Says To Drink Lots Of Water, Media Reports He Told Everyone To Drown Themselves — The Babylon Bee”

  1. AGAIN TRUMP ANOTHER ELITE TELLING US HOW TO LIVE OUR LIVES, WHEN THEY DO NOT KNOW A DAMNED THING OF WHAT LIFE REALLY IS, IF HE HAD ANY BRAINS, HE WOULD OPEN UP THE ENTIRE DAMNED COUNTRY AND LET US TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES, BETTER THAN THEY TAKING CARE OF US. WE DO NOT NEED ANY DAMNED LOCKDOWN, WHETHER IT COMES FROM TRUMP OR ANYONE ELSE. MOST OF US WILL NEVER BEGIN WITH THE CORRUPTION IN STIMULUS TO EVER PIECE OUR LIVES TOGETHER. MAY BE HE SHOULD DRINK A SWIMMING POOL?

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