The Twelve Commandments of Getting Old


The Butcher Shop

TWELVE COMMANDMENTS OF GETTING OLD:

#1 – Talk to yourself, because there are times you need expert advice.

#2 – Consider “in style” to be the clothes that still fit.

#3 – You don’t need anger management, you just need people to stop ticking you off.

#4 – Your people skills are just fine. It’s your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

#5 – The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.”

#6 – These days, “on time” is when you get there.

#7 – Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.

#8 – Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

#9 – Lately, you’ve noticed people your age look so much older than you.

#10 – You thought…

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  1. THERE ARE SOMETHINGS THAT I WOULD HAVE DONE DIFFERENTLY, BUT THANK GOODNESS I AM GETTING OLD!!! BAD MEDICINES, CORRUPTED FOODS WITH GMOS, VACCINES THAT ARE FROM HELL, ETC…, NOW ANYONE CAN TELL ME, WHAT IN THE HELL ANY YOUTH HAS TO LOOK FORWARD TO??? I AM GLAD THIS PLANET IS GETTING OLD, SO IT’S EVIL CAN MEET IT’S DIMISE, AND SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO FOR ALL THE RETURN OF JESUS CHRIST, BY THE WAY THIS IS THE ONLY THING OUR YOUTH OR ANY YOUTH HAS TO LOOK FORWARD TO, YES TIME IS GETTING SHORT, AND THAT IS GOOD!!!

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