WELCOME to Friday, July 31, 2015.
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
To avoid duplication, make three copies.
It’s called “take home” pay because you can’t afford to go anywhere else with it.
Success is relative—the greater the success, the more relatives.
Anyone can be a winner—unless, of course, there’s a second entry.
The slower you work, the fewer mistakes you make.
If Murphy’s Law can go wrong, it will.
If at first you succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
You must have learned from others’ mistakes. You haven’t had time to think all those up yourself.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
People like criticism—just keep it positive and flattering.
It’s OK to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
Worry kills more people than work because more people worry than work.
Middle age is…
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