White House Brings Peace To Mid East



[An odd discourse intercepted between one with initials WH, and a mysterious Tali Ban]

Dear WH,

We have one of your guys. When we say one of “your” guys, we are referring to the administration and not to the United States in general, because this guy is clearly a traitor and hates the country — a sentiment we all share.
Certainly you are wondering where we are going with this.
Ever since your bumbling military captured and imprisoned many of our key operatives we have been having great difficulty with planning and operating important jihad missions against our common enemies — the great and little Satans. We fully understand that a general release of all of our jihadists would be political suicide for you, and neither of us can afford the travesty of another war on terrorism should a patriotic administration with integrity assume the White House. In light of…

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